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So…

I flew to Portland yesterday.  Lovely city.  Nice airport.

I almost fell out of my seat laughing when we were told to turn off all electronic equipment and cell phones as they might interfere with the navigational equipment of the plane.  I can’t carry toothpaste on the flight with me because I might be able to bring the plane down, somehow, even though nobody has ever figured out how, but I and every other person on the flight can carry on a cell phone and a laptop computer and nobody says boo.  Well, they say please turn them off, but nobody ever actually CHECKS.  Carrying more than three ounces of deodorant can get someone on the no-fly list, but “please” is enough to make us safe on the personal electronics front.

Silly old TSA.

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Another domain added to my collection: livingsnot.com

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Some people collect thimbles, some collect shot glasses. I’ve decided to start collecting domain names.

www.demonicdepression.com

www.shipsheepcheap.com

www.runningdogcapitalist.com

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is to accept that my bathroom is out of my control

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I hate Christmas shopping. I hate going to malls, I hate crowds, I hate the whole thing.

So I’ve come up with a plan, and I think it’s pretty brilliant:

Piss off every member of my family, all my coworkers and both my friends. Piss them off badly enough that I’m not expected to get them gifts.

The only part of my plan which needs work is how I make nicey-nice with everyone after the holidays. I have a birthday in February, and I’ll want presents then.

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