Holiday Shopping
I hate Christmas shopping. I hate going to malls, I hate crowds, I hate the whole thing.
So I’ve come up with a plan, and I think it’s pretty brilliant:
Piss off every member of my family, all my coworkers and both my friends. Piss them off badly enough that I’m not expected to get them gifts.
The only part of my plan which needs work is how I make nicey-nice with everyone after the holidays. I have a birthday in February, and I’ll want presents then.